2009
07.02

I got a co-worker deported

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My Worst Secret is….

I was working in a restaurant a few years ago.  I should probably insert here that I’m not against immigrants in any way shape or form.  I’ve got a lot of friends from other countries and I don’t think immigrants are taking our jobs or anything like that.  As in pretty much every restaurant, Hispanics made up a vast majority of the kitchen staff.  Most of them were pretty cool and I went out of my way to help them and be friends with them since I spoke some Spanish.

I was selling a car of mine that was pretty beat up and didn’t demand a lot of money.  One of the Hispanics in the kitchen decided he wanted to buy it from me.  The price was already REALLY low but he tried to haggle me, make me feel bad and all sorts of crap about this car.  I was selling it for like $250…how much are you going to haggle for a car that cheap?  Finally he bought it and right after got a ticket in it.  Since it was registered in my name the ticket went to me for some stupid reason even though he had purchased it.  He should have paid the ticket but didn’t and I was super upset about it.

After that he made work nearly impossible; it was near hell because of him.  He made up stories about things I supposedly did and told the managers and I almost lost my job.  That was it, I didn’t care he was here illegally.  I didn’t care that my freakin taxes pay for his uninsured ass.  But if he’s going to come here and then almost make me lose my job, that’s where I draw the line.  I called the cops and told them about a bunch of illegal things I knew he was doing (no lies), they came to his house and grabbed him, then INS got involved and he got deported.  He got what was coming to him.

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  1. You are not a victim in this story. Perhaps this is your Worst Secret because what you did was immoral—you see people as a means to your end. Self-preservation is a natural human instinct but turning him in only benefited you need for revenge.
    When you wrote, “…thats where I draw the line.” says it all buddy.

    • You’re a fucking idiot. Go hang yourself.

    • DUDE! its an ILLEGAL! immigrant, thats trying to run all over him. you seriously need to go die in a fire.

      To the author. i say bravo!

  2. I never said I was a victim but if someone fucks with you, makes up lies, and then tries to get you fired for something you didn’t do and don’t deserve? Nothing I did was illegal. He was breaking the law in numerous ways and as a citizen of the USA, I reported him. Tell me how that’s immoral. Wait….are you an illegal immigrant? This makes way more sense if you are…

    • You’re sooooo not racist, but the second someone says something you disagree with they must be an illegal immigrant.

      Morality is not contingent on others’ behaviour, kiddo.

      • lol, the guy was hispanic and working in a kitchen… bigotry aside, we all know there is about a 50-50 chance of that guy being illegal. You can deny it all you want, and go rub rainbows, but it’s the truth and you know it. Morality has nothing to do with this, moron.

        • Dan was commenting on the original poster’s reply to starchie’s comment. He was implying that the poster is a racist for calling starchie a racist, not for what he originally posted. Learn to read.

        • err, for calling starchie an illegal immigrant. brain fart :)

  3. Wow…clearly the sarcastic nature of my question did not come through…or you are a witless idiot. But ignoring the rest of the points I brought up definitely has merit because they are fairly valid and I did not break the law or even lie to anyone about the anything related to this event.

    • yes, definitely agree. and I am sure that those other idiots would have done the same thing, or something along the same lines if put in the same situation. they def need to lighten up.

  4. He IS the victim here, and he did the RIGHT THING by letting authorities know about illegal activites going on his his country.

    True patriot, good person through and through if you ask me.

    • Patriot? WTF? thats like calling ever one who does a minor useless thing a “hero”. Reserve the Patriot label for someone who actually served their country with distinction and dedication.

  5. I’m with you bro’

  6. The illegal gentleman should have kept a lower profile and not been such an asshole. What did he expect? He knew he was here illegally and yet he decided to act like a jackass and bring negative attention to himself. His actions weren’t provoked. he chose to not register a car in his name, get a ticket, and not pay it, and chose to try to get a person who did him a favor fired. He should have been more decent because he knew what was at stake. I’m not for deporting illegals but I am for deporting assholes.

  7. He who lives in a glass house shouldn’t throw stones!!

  8. I’ll be the first one to tell you as in every races their are assholes. As in all races their is people who don’t appreciate others. And let me tell you ilegals that get paid by check are paying taxes, and social security. And when they retire they cant get social security so actually its not that bad.

  9. I don’t think you were racist. I think you dealt with a problem in the most efficient and effective manner possible. You suffered no consequences (as opposed to shooting him, maiming him, defacing his property etc) and you got to exact maximum punishment out of it without having to get your hands dirty. Brilliant I say! Assholes of all races should be dealt with accordingly and that doesn’t make you racist. For all the other posters posting about racism and social security checks and who is paying what on taxes, that is totally besides the point and probably the biggest fucktardy problem in this country – taking things out of context.

  10. I think anytime we can get illegals kicked out of this country, go for it!!

  11. Come to Canada~! There are no Hispanics up here, Senors!

  12. well i think all immigrants should go the hell away.. they don’t have insurance, the can’t drive, they all are on food stamps we should just shoot them all.

    • Guess I was wrong with my earlier posts. You are racist after all. I wonder how many of “your people” have no insurance, can’t drive, and/or are on food stamps.

      • Looks like the same guy, too. Same punctuation and all. O_o not like “Original Poster” is just a name you can input or anything.

        P.S. if you haven’t figured it out, I’m not the original poster either.

        • Yes you are.

  13. Author- You’re a jackass. If you knew he was illegal you should have had him deported in the first place and you wouldn’t have to deal with all the shit. All those fuckers need to head back to their side of the boarder.