2009
07.02

My brother’s memoirs of me as a geisha

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My Worst Secret is…

When I was in college I went to a Halloween party dressed as a geisha.  I had thick make-up and a geisha wig and kimono.  After I had been at the party a while I saw that my brother was there.  He was looking at me, so I thought he recognized me.  I smiled and waved, and could tell by his reaction that he didn’t know who I was.  I was proud that even my own brother didn’t recognize me.

So for kicks, I approached him and talked to him with a phony Asian accent so he wouldn’t know it was me.  We both were having fun with it, and I was going to tell him it was me, but we ended up slow dancing, and I could feel that he had an erection.  I was having fun leading him on, but was worried about embarrassing him if he were to find out it was me.  Plus, I was horny too and the forbidden fruit idea was tempting.

We went to the parking lot and screwed in his car.  I was really turned on by the experience, and he was just plain horny. He’s never had luck with girls, and this was a huge event for him.  I left after he finished, and got rid of the costume, just in case.

That was nearly four years ago, and he still doesn’t know it was me.  I still have a hard time keeping from laughing when he talks about how he loves Asian chicks.

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15 comments so far

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  1. fake.

    funny though. (and sick that you would even think of such a story)

  2. You never know it may be real i know of 1 or 2 real acts similar to this between well family. not from personal experience but this kind of thing does happen.

  3. I’m calling bullshit

  4. It is hot either way.

  5. that is gross

  6. that is so awesome

  7. I would do my own sister in a second. that is so damn hot

  8. I posted this. It is indeed fake. Why does it linger on the Highest Rated list?

    For the record, I’m a 50 year old man. Just screwing with y’all.

  9. I posted this. It is indeed real. Why do people always have to claim anything they couldn’t ever imagine happening to them is fake?

  10. I posted this. I’m actually a dragon.

  11. I dragoned this. I’m actually a post.

  12. that is kinda hot but also disturbing since i have a bro as well…but you sound hot

  13. Luckiest brother in the world

  14. Thankfully this seems to be the only incest porn on this site.
    And I must say it´s pretty mediocre at that, read better stuff.

  15. When my sister was in college I went to a holloween party she was at dressed up like a geisha. Her make up was pretty fucked up and I tried to act like I didn’t know her but when I saw her I waived at her anyway. When she approached me she used the worst German accent I have ever heard. WTF sis? But I played along. She is kind of retarted so I took her out on the dance floor to dance. She wouldn’t shut the fuck up. So I started looking across the room at this hot chick and kept thinking about bonin her. I started to get a boner but I didn’t care. I finally took her out to my care and bent her over. I don’t kno whow many times I banged her head against the roof. I think I made her more retarded. I never told her how many chicks I have brought out here and banged their heads again the roof of the car. I went over to her place about 4 years ago and saw that costume in the garbage. To this day I like to fuck with her by telling her I like Asians. Not Germans.