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I steal things from everyone. Like from my friends, stores, random strangers…pretty much anyone. From my friends it’s usually DVDs or CDs, jewelry, dishes, pots, pans, toothpaste, brushes, shampoo, clothes, shoes, condoms (unused of course! I’m not a freak), spare change…you get the idea: anything that would probably go unnoticed.
From stores there’s little things like extra groceries at the self checkouts, any kind of clothing from pretty much every store you can think of: Banana Republic, Nordstrom, PacSun, Victoria’s Secret, Target, Anthropologie, the Buckle…I sell lots of the stuff I steal on eBay or Craigslist or something. Most of it I keep though so I always have new stuff. I actually have one of those things to remove the security devices from clothes.
I’ve walked on to planes before without a plane ticket. I took a flight to and from San Diego without ever purchasing a ticket. I’ve gotten into hotel rooms for a night by pretending to lose my room key. I ditch out on the bill at restaurants all the time.
Sometimes as I walk through parking lots I’ll look to see if a car is open and grab anything I can out of any open cars.
I’ve stolen from my boyfriends, my family and my roommates. I think I should probably stop but I seriously can’t imagine having to buy all the things I have…that would suck really bad. I’ve never told anyone and I’m pretty sure they would all hate me because that would bring the inevitable question “have you stolen from me?” I probably have…
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Yes, they’d hate you. I haven’t met you… and I hate you.
Stop already!
Will you steal my virginity?
You need to figure out what it is you’re trying to steal, because a bunch of worthless stuff ain’t it. You might be walking off with free shit, but there is always a cost and someone has to pay it. You are causing misery for innocent people (employees of stores you steal from, friends who might have valued the trinket you walked off with), and that matters more than a bunch of easily-broken, worthless-to-begin-with crap.
If a friend catches you stealing, that friend will feel like the world’s most gullible, stupid jackass for having trust in you. Long after you’ve walked that person won’t be able to relax or trust people as easily. You can get help, or you should straighten yourself out, find out what you’re really after and start acting with some dignity.
Good luck, I hope you get past this.
You know this is a medically recognized and treatable mental disorder, right? Seek professional help ASAP.
You’re a fucking bitch.
Worthless bitch. Have some empathy for the people you steal from.
what size are you? ill buy cloths off you…
what? shes not returning them, and im not paying the high prices.
reply if interested.
I luv u I do the same thing I have more things in my house that I stole than that ipaid for. I once walked on a plane from jfk to the Bahamas , it was great. But I have so much crap I don’t need when my friends come over I always give them free crap so I have room for more. Oh and if you want a good place to steal from try the train station during buisness hours lots of rich buisness workers who are too retarded to lock there car. Email me at bugeguts@aol.com make the heading “stealing stuff” k that be awesome!!!!
i think you should keep stealing. fuck em, let them riot
Fuck yes dude
Holy shit where have you been all my life?!?!
Do you offer lessons?
I hope you die.
When I lived in San Diego I had a pan along with dvds randomly disappear from my apartment. But a pan, why the fuck would anyone steal a pan, it sucks when you want to eat and you have no pan to cook your food on. Haha
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Please keep stealing. Eventually, you’ll get caught, and then you’ll have plenty of time to compose your next post while waiting for trial, serving your sentence and then trying to reassemble your now ruined, worthless life.
How the fuck do you get past the ticket attendants right before you board the train?
What?!? How did you get on a plane for free?? Hook a sister up!!!
I think you’re my only friend
I too have the same problem, stealing from family ( CASH AND CLOTHES) Yet even when I get caught, I still keep doing it. i TRY MY BEST TO STOP, BUT its like drugs you cant stop till you get help, but im to cheap that I want to STEAL help..
My family will never forgive me )