07.13
(+75 rating, 97 votes)
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I took a diarrhea shit on my downstairs neighbors carpet. They were fucking assholes for so long and the land lords and cops won’t do anything about it. These guys blast their music all the time, have loud parties ALL the time, UGH. One time I came home, I live in the upstairs from these loud ass apartment dwellers, and they had left their door open after leaving their apartment.
I quickly ran in to take a shit on their carpet in the living room but had ate bad Mexican the night before. Little did I know what unholy waste was about to come FLOODING out on to the carpet.
After sorta… dog butt dragging on their carpet to wipe myself, I buttoned up and ran upstairs giggling my fucking ass off.
A few hours later they came home (I could tell from the loud SLAM from the assholes closing their front door) and I hear this “OH MY GOD!!!!” and I have been giggling and cackling about it for weeks now.
I have had the largest grin while writing this. 
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This is actually really funny. I think I would’ve done something to piss them off too but I don’t think I have the balls to pull this off. Nice job.
your a sick fock. hopefully you at least talked to them and asked then to keep it down before doing this.
you must be a loud asshole neighbour, too.
honestly, you jerkoffs should have the decency as human beings to be aware of how your actions affect other people, without having to be told to stop being complete trash.
Actually im about as quiet as youll ever meet and that being said some time whats quiet to me is not to you and how am i supposed to know read your mind? you jerkoff. before you go yelling at some one on the internet try using your brain.
you should be careful – never know who finds what on the internet.
haha just glad i’ll never be your neighbour to prevent such weird stuff from happening. good revenge tho!
It’s OK, they have been jerking off in your car for a couple months
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I think this is the best thing ever.
Someone broke into our apartment a few months ago and shit on our carpet…., If we ever catch you motherfucker, your going to pay…
I fucking laughed my ass off just reading it literally I was laughing out loud good stuff I think I might try this sometime and shut the fuck up (never know) when people leave their door open and leave their apartment they are asking for someone to walk in squat and diarrhea shit all over their carpet and then use that carpet to wipe their ass …I would of done the same with the exception that I would do it even if I didn’t have anything against them