08.17
My Worst Secret is…
I am a recent college graduate with a B.S. and a Masters degree. However, due to the recession I am unable to secure a job. My husband has a decent job that pays the bills, but with very little left over. If we are short it goes onto a credit card. To supplement this I’ve turned into a shoplifter.
Slowly, over the last 4-6 months I’ve started to steal from the local Walmart. It started small with a few higher priced grocery items or packs of soda. The cashier usually doesn’t notice the sodas on the bottom of the cart or something small under your purse. Recently I’ve started to get much bolder. Filling my whole cart with groceries (reusable grocery bags are the key!) and walking out the door like I’ve just paid. I haven’t paid for groceries in over a month.
The last few weeks I’ve even started taking things I really don’t need but just want. Mattress pads, suitcases, kitchen gadgets, and other things. I’ve upgraded all sorts of things around our home to a newer/better item from the old college/single things we acquired. I’ve also started stealing from clothing stores, bookstores, and even as I write this I’m planning on a “spree” tomorrow when I intend to try and acquire a bridesmaids dress.
I don’t feel bad about this because I only steal from Walmart and other large chain stores, never from family owned stores. Also I’m avoiding a high credit card bill. I intend to keep stealing now that I’ve got the skill and guts to even do it. If I get caught it will suck but I’ll deal with it or run.



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this is a perfect example of human nature. starts out not too bad, just trying to get by in a difficult time…but just turns into greed.
Just that fact that your sophistication has grown from small items under your purse to large items like suitcases, mattress pads etc means you have a real talent for this kind of thing. What you could do is work as an anti-theft consultant and or be a spy and steal something worthwhile to national security, like osama’s underpants or something. Bravo for not getting caught. Now join the big leagues where you talent won’t be wasted.
are you serious? You think it takes skill to steal stuff like this? People are so fucking stupid and can’t be bothered to stop things like this. As long as you look like you’re supposed to be doing what your doing, no one will stop you.
Talent… yeah right.. Walk into a car dealership and steal a corvette right from the showroom… that takes talent. Or walk into a bank and convince the bank teller to give you $500 completely legally. That’s talent.
Your so idiotic.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS PERSON WAS BEING SARCASTIC, YOUR JUST SO STUPID THAT IT FLEW RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD. GET A CLUE YOU DUMB, THICK HEADED, PEICE OF SHIT.
YOUR SO IDIOTIC
Yeah, you just think you’re fucking entitled to all this shit because you’ve got a master’s degree but, UNFORTUNATELY, you can’t get a job? FUCK YOU. You’re a piece of shit
Way to make the world a little bit shittier for everyone else.
Ooh, sounds like someone is a little bit sore about education. What happened did you drop out on your associates degree or did you even finish high school? Christ dude, even people with PhD’s are having trouble with jobs right now.
Poster, Congratulations on your theft! Abbie Hoffman would be proud. Walmart is a fucked up company with horrible employee practices, shitty policies, and a propensity to drive small businesses out on their asses all for cheap pieces of plastic made in Taiwan. The end result is some housewife can save $1.50 on her kids back to school items instead of support American companies.
DUDE, YOUR A FOOL. THIS PERSON ISN’T SAYING THAT THEIR ENTITTLED TO STEAL BECAUSE THEY HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE. THEIR SAYING THATS ITS WEIRD THAT SHE IS NOW A SHOP LIFTER WITH A MASTERS DEGREE. WHEN YOU THINK OF SOMEONE WHO STEALS ALOT, YOU DON’T NORMALLY THINK OF SOMEONE WHO IS SO EDUCATED AS BEING A THEIF. SHE’S DEFINITELY DOING A SHITTY THING, BUT ITS DUMB FUCKS LIKE YOU WHO MAKE THE WORLD A SHITTIER PLACE.YOU SUCK JUST AS MUCH AT LIFE AS SHE DOES, BUT ATLEAST SHES EDUCATED ENOUGH THAT WHEN SHE DOES GET A JOB, SHE CAN STOP STEALING AND BE A SUCCESS TO SOCIETY.YOU UNFORTUNATELT WILL SUCK AND BE A DUMB FUCK DRAIN ON SOCIETY FOREVER!!!
Dude give the lady a break the resetion sucks right now its like crap my dogs crap probly cost 5 DOLLARS. But as long as shes stealing from walmart(child abuses)im cool with that i mean i know guys who work at walmart who steal cuz they cant pay for heath .
I worked for a good part of my early 20’s at Walmart and it was HELL ON EARTH; minimal pay, craptastic insurance, polluting and sucking the life out of the American dream. At times I felt GUILTY for working for them so I kind of think they have it coming but I’m scared you’ll get caught
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youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu guys fight way too much!… this site is based on secrets, don’t ridicule the person for god’s sake…damn it give her some love for even the guts… how many of you could say what she said???????? none….THE The the the the the the the the the point point point point exactly!!!!!!!!!
She is bold and beautiful ok? let her live her life!!! she is awesome in my books…. go girl, go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do what you need to do to provide for your family.
Boosting is very addictive try to stop before you get caught. I know its tough but getting caught is EMbarrassing for everyone that knows you.