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I can not stop stealing. I love the rush but have never been caught. I have been stopped twice but never been caught or turned in to the police. I used to steal a lot from Walmart :/ which is awkward since I work there now… I used to steal easy things like flash drives and dvds. My friends and I would go there and ’shop’ for stuff we wanted. As I look around my place I see things I have stolen just from WalMart. The things that I see (that haven’t been thrown away) are 6 16 gig flashdrives, 3 8 gig flashdrives, 3 sets of usb adapters, 2 xbox 360 controllers, 5 games, a digital camcorder, a phone (corded, I stole it in my redboxing phase), 2 hot glue guns, a mini butane torch, dryer duct, aquarium tubing (I used those two with a 3 liter and a slider to make a gravity Bubbler Bong [Stoner Pride!]), 2 4 gig sd card w/ adapters, a bible (which in a fit of cliche I hollowed out to hold a gun [Editor's note: That kicks ass!!!]), a 500 GB external hard drive, and Monopoly.
One of the 2 times I got stopped was for the digital camcorder. I cut it out of the packaging and ditched the packaging in automotive seconds before the AP came into the aisle with me. I went into the bathroom and was followed so I knew something was up but I was high so I went with it since I had never been caught before it. The AP (asset protection) stopped me at the door and wondered where the camera was that I was walking around with. I told him I put it in automotive when I realized I didn’t have the money for it and called him an ass for accusing me during the holiday season. It was on my coat pocket and ass he walked inside the store angrily I walked quickly to the car.
The second time I was stopped was when I tried to steal the game Risk (irony!). I grabbed the game, hid in hardware and put it in a walmart bag, then tried to walk out. A greeter asked for my receipt and I fed some bs about throwing it away and peaced out the other side of the store.
Now that I have a job at walmart I’ve stopped almost entirely (I stole and sold the device that takes tags off clothing).
Mind you this is only what I have stolen from WalMart… I have gotten quite a few free Zicams from Kroger and Kmart along with other petty shit.
I once stole $120 from a friends wallet at another friends house, pocketed 60 of it and hid the other 60 in the garage in a coffee can of bolts and shit. The friend I stole from came to me saying he was missing money and was pissed at the person whose house we were at. I agreed and even helped him beat the shit out of him…
I feel like an ass for doing all this but I can’t help it, I am naturally good at stealing and lying. I lie for no reasons at all at random, and the same goes for stealing.
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i feel ur pain, man.
^ Come feel my balls.
lmfao WHAT
I knew you stole that camcorder you little bastard!
Lol, the AP that stopped me didn’t look bright enough to spell camcorder let alone use a computer… Nice try though bud.
your a real peice of shit
i really didn’t care when i read that u stole from wal-mart but stealing money from a friend? Come on that’s just to lame man
Man i stole from my friend once but like 1 or 2 dollers thats not bad rite i pay for his stuff sumtimes so i guess i made up for that but man all that crap u stole from walmart wow >.< btw i dont like walmart they are bad and has alot of dark secrets.
You seem to have a certain level of skill in that area… do you steal only on impulse or can you say steal specific things ? …one could make a decent side job.
I steal on impulse and out of boredom. I like the rush I guess, or thats what my friends figure. I want to get a big uhaul and go across the country stealing… I see things that would be so easy to steal with the right equipment and I also have a big urge to do some B&E… So if you ever wake up christmas morning and everything is gone it prolly wasnt the grinch.
my buddy who worked at a walmart in Cali stole a Wii, an Xbox 360, a camera, a Nintendo DS, a SHIT load of accessories forthem, video games,dvd’s, hard drives,food,flash drives,memory cards,shoes, clothing, you name it and he got it. Walmart loss prevention is a joke. you jsut have to be smart and not a dumb ass to get away. I heard a story of three guys getting 9 tv’s out of a walmart one time and weren’t caught. dumb ass walmart
Well man, to me, you’re a fucking God. We’re all in it together bro. I’m a college freshmen and I love saving money at Walmart. haha Seriously though man, you’re a boss. Keep stealing! Who gives a royal fuck about Walmart anyway???
yea fuck walmart
when ever i’m hungry i eat at walmart or a jewel or some other big corprate ass store and walk out
but stealing from friends is another thing
it sounds like you have a real problem
Down with the corporations!