2009
08.18

My Worst Secret is…

I hold the stance that everybody is racist. But I enjoy racism a lot. I am a Moroccan American and openly diss Muslims, and Arabs (I usually put them in the same group). I also find black jokes funny as fuck. I secretly and frequently put on blackface and do very racist things… soft sole and scream ‘great gobbly goo Mr. Jeffuhson!’ The shitty thing of it is that I have several black friends and deal to all kinds of spooks (just weed, not drugs). I easily dispel any rumors of racism and act mightier than thou towards open racists… I can’t help but feel like an asshole defending darkies when I am a closet racist. I also like to sing Robert Goulet’s version of rap songs just so I can scream nigger at the top of my lungs with nobody beating my ass. Not that anybody wants to hurt the candyman…

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  1. Everybody is a racist. To some degree or another.

    • I agree. Just few who actually admit it.

      • What do you admit to Lilly?

    • Meh, I don’t believe I’m racist. I hate everyone equally. Except whites.

      • Lol

  2. Closet racist?? Lol. Coward.

  3. i really don’t think you’re racist… at all. i actually think you are the opposite of racists.

  4. i personally think your a dick mate… what you think of them apples you shit