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I hit a homeless man coming back from a New Years Eve party a couple years ago. The night started out great, picked up the girl of my dreams and she was wearing an amazing black cocktail dress. I was dressed up as well for my Firm’s Celebration party. We partied and laughed the whole night it was a great start to a new year. It was probably around 2:30 in the morning when we left and started our drive home. I had definitely drank way too many vodka redbulls than I could handle but we only lived a couple miles away so I thought I could make it just fine. Around the firm’s highrise are a lot of drunks/homeless people which was pretty standard for this downtown area. I turned a corner not really paying attention down a backalley and clipped a man as he walked with his grocery shopping cart. He slumped down over his cart which was the only way he was able to stand up. I got out of the car in a panic and shook him to see if he was ok. I was too scared to call anyone as I was drunk and I was pretty sure no one else saw the accident. I got back in the car to drive home. My Girlfriend was scared the cops would find us so she made me stop in a parking lot and took a shopping car and hit the side we clipped the man. It made the story plausible the car was hit in a random cart accident in a parking lot at some unknown time. A couple of months later it was a sore point in our relationship, she didn’t want to go out with me anymore and do social events. We eventually broke up and to this day I’m not sure how bad I hurt the drunk man but I’m just glad no one ever found out it was me.
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You did well, You don’t deserve to have your life inconvenienced by some bum who decided to get hit by a car. His life is useless compared to yours so the choice is pretty damn obvious lol.
Very well said! Furthermore, we should declare homies to be free to run over! 1st of all it’s fun, 2nd a problem less! People who can’t afford a car aren’t worth shit!
Someone’s been watching I Know What You Did Last Summer. I don’t believe it. I would hope you are not that worthless.
The homeless guy was a ‘drunk’? You mean like you were? How the fuck do you know if he was drunk or not you POS. You should have called an ambulance or not driven drunk. I think if it was Mother Theresa you still would have driven off. Don’t degrade the guy you hit while drunk.
homeless people are not worthless. Maybe one day you’ll make amends by volunteering at a soup kitchen or homeless shelter or something.
Wow man, you’re going to have some horrible karma, Homeless people are people too, the media and society have brainwashed everybody into thinking they are worthless, but they think and feel just as much as anybody else. So they don’t have a house and are hungry a lot of the time, if that was you, would you be so quick to say that their lives are meaningless? Money doesn’t make you special, and the lack of it definitely doesn’t make you any less of a human being. If I were you, I would try find that man, and give him the necessary care he deserves. Otherwise, what goes around comes around man.