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I think I’m pretty decent looking. I have been told a LOT that I look like Brooke Burke and I get hit on a fair amount. My breasts get a lot of attention and although they are bigger, they don’t sag. I’m 28, I have a great job, I’m the LEAST crazy girl around, and I totally love watching football and drinking a beer. I think I’m a good girl to date…for most guys that is. The problem is that I have AWFUL gas. I mean it’s really REALLY terrible and it seems to emerge more when I’m having sex, probably because I can’t concentrate as hard to suppress it. Most of the time I can hide it or keep people from knowing but it has turned into a real hindrance in trying to have any kind of sex life, much less a boyfriend.
I have tried different approaches with it like joking about it or being straight up with people and it only seems to go so far. It would appear that the line is crossed when a guy is doing me doggy style and I let out a fart that sounds like a car horn and smells like rotten eggs. It’s the most embarrassing thing and it makes me want to shrivel up and die because I, the girl, am grossing out GUYS by my farts. Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
I have tried being a MEGA prude and not doing anything sexual with a guy so he isn’t turned off from the very beginning but how do I justify that? It always sounds like BULLSHIT because I’m not religious so I can’t play that card. I don’t really want to lie about my previous experiences so I can’t claim I’m saving myself or something. Plus, i LOVE sex, it would be like going against my nature. I hate this
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Change your diet. Gas is usually caused by something you’re eating. First thing I’d try is getting rid of dairy products and if that doesn’t work experiment!
This is often caused by a lack of balance in the intestinal tract of “good bacteria”. I’d suggested taking pro-biotic supplements, which contain (among others): acidophilus, bifidus and an array of other beneficial bacteria.
You can get quality pro-biotics (which need to be refridgerated) at a reputable health food store. Take them on a regular basis and hopefully this will, if not solve, at least decrease the problem. Good luck.
PS: Pro-biotic supplements need to be taken consistently (if/until you discover that your problem is dietarily induced).
I think if change in diet doesn’t work I’d see a doctor about it. There is help out there! Don’t give up!
If I were you, I’d go see a doctor about it. A doctor can tell you what to eat and what not to eat, if the problem is dietary. Aparantly, one of the most common causes of gas in adults, is milk and milk based products. Doctors can also check if there is some other problem, like an infection of some sort, or if your body is merely intolerant to certain food stuffs.
I have similar issues. I found a guy who accepts me for who I am, and besides, he’s lactose intolerant, so can can give back as good as he gets.
You’ll find someone someday.
Hello,
I have already seen it somethere…
Thanks
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If youre hot as you say, I have a very bad sense of smell, caused by a bike accident when younger. I could hang. Lets make this happen.
You´re most likely allergic to some foods you eat. Get that checked.
Your attitude towards men is a much bigger problem and could need a checkup too(supposed to be gross??). But I don´t have much hope for that with you feminist brainwashed career and LEAST crazy gals.
P.S. LOOOOVE sex.
Ya right. RED FLAG! Pump&dump slut candidate.
When the 30+ bioclock starts ticking THEN the virginal blushing wannabe proper Mum will come out.
Only it´s gona be 10 years to late and most of your looks and fertility were wasted on “exiting” cads and deviants.
aww… maybe you just have to find the right guy!! its not that big of a deal!
I had pretty much the same problem. For me, it was definitely a bacterial imbalance in my gut, which would flare up when I ate diary or sugar. I completely cut out diary and the problem got better, but then when I ate some sugar it would come back.