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I make my living by conning desperate losers out of money.
I target people who have trouble finding sex or companionship because they have problems. Pedophiles, fat people, recluses. I go for rich guys and poor guys. The rich guys are only too happy to throw their money hand over fists at a cute boy. The poor guys will take out payday loans and sell their meager possessions. I use their insecurities against them to build a fake relationship so that they depend on me emotionally, then I ask them to send me money so I can buy airline tickets, gas money, etc. to visit them. Or I just tell them I’ve fallen on hard times and they fill in the blanks.
Once they send me the money I cut them off and never talk to them again. I don’t even work a regular job. I get up at the same time every day and spend eight hours a day manipulating people into sending me money. It allows me to live very well. I started out by asking friends and lovers for money when I really needed it, but then I figured why stop there. I make about 60 grand a year doing this and it’s all untaxed. I’ve bought a new car and moved into a big house. I still get food stamps because as far as the government knows I don’t have any income, so I give the food stamps to my pot dealer who gives me grass in exchange for letting him use my stamps.
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Have fun when taxes catch up with you
Like Matt said, Have fun when the IRS comes after you… because they will. Uncle Sam does not like to get cheated out on a deal. And as far as cutting ties with people, i hope your glad with ruining peoples lives…
If it is a low value gift then you don’t need to tax it (and low value goes as high as thousands in some cases)
Dido on the taxes. You know, I find it funny that out of the 4 comments posted so far (including mine), 3 are letting you in on something you are either too dumb to realize yourself (placing your intelligence at the same level as that of the men you con) or too humble or forgetful to share, in that you have somehow figured out how to keep the IRS off your back. I’d have to go with the first possibility, though, since you’ve already admitted to evading taxes, so why not share the method too, boosting your ego by demonstrating to us how even smarter you are than your average caught-by-the-IRS con-artist? I’m sure the IRS can issue some sort of legal order forcing this website to divulge your IP address to them. Unlike others, posting about committing adultery, which although arguably morally wrong, is not illegal, you are apparently breaking the law. I hope, for your sake, you were smart enough to submit your post at a public computer terminal.