My Worst Secret

I was drunk. Very drunk and that is my only excuse. I had just broken up with my fiancé and as I had recently turned 21 some friends decided I should drink the pain away. And boy did I. Around hour two a friend brought up that she wanted to try kissing a girl. Everyone laughed her off. Then she came and sat right in front of me and put her hands on either side of my face. She said , ” your beautiful, ridiculously hot, and I want you to let me kiss you. I just sat there and stared in a drunk stupor. So she moved in and touched her lips to mine. At that point things went wrong, suddenly we were clinging to eachother and kissing and it was unreal. Soft and sexy and all of the gentleness and technique you don’t get from a guy. We kissed and made out for about 20 minutes. Then I guess some alcohol receded because we ended up laughing hysterically. I never saw her in a social setting again, she was married after all. But every now and then we see eachother and smirk before we turn the other way.

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Years ago I had a friend that really went out of his way to blow off me and his other mutaul friend(my best friend to this day).We used to prank him and what not-this day was exceptionally mean, but damn is it funny! He had this girlfriend,if you could call her that(horrible person)and kept a picture of her under his bed.While he was busy outside with the dog or something,my buddy and I took turns watching the door. I used a playboy mag and blew a load on his new pictorial, my buddy did the same only came on her picture!  The next day he was telling me how he must have gotten some cortisone cream or something all over her picture as he rubbed it between his fingers,smelling it to figure out what it was!

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I was on a business trip to Chicago area for a computer conference staying at the Marriott Downtown.  On the last night of the conference I was down in the bar where I was having some drinks with people I met at one of the presentations.  We started talking about how much we hated our bosses and how they make our lives living hell and we would love it if they died.  Well as the night wore on everyone was going back upstairs to their rooms which left me and another gentleman there to finish our drinks.  He mentioned the talk earlier about the bosses and then got very serious.

He offered me $25000 that night if I would kill his boss who was staying at the hotel before the morning flight out, he put the extra room key on the table and slid it towards me.  He told me he was going to stay out all night and I could go in anytime after 2 AM as his boss takes Ambien and would be well asleep at that point.  I got really nervous and laughed and told him that was a funny joke…. Just to be safe though I left the bar and went to another hotel where some friends were staying…..I never told the authorities but I have a feeling he was very serious

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Back in my senior year in High School I missed a lot of classes due to Varsity Sports and just ditching class.  With that said I missed a lot of assignments in my Spanish class and even a couple tests.  On a Saturday I was at the school planning a Marketing Club Trip and I walked by my Spanish Teachers office and noticed her grade book left out on her desk.  No one was around so I took the opportunity to fill in some of the blank spots.  I didn’t give myself spectactular grades on the tests, but made it look like my other grades so it would blend in.  I was worried my hand writing wouldn’t match up quite right, but she never said anything and I passed the class.

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A band I like came close to where I live and I snagged two tickets to go see them.  A couple days before my friend got really sick so her boyfriend / my friend came with me instead.  At the concert we were at the front and the pushing of the crowd eventually pushed us right up to the barrier.  He was behind me so I wouldn’t get crushed but he was basically bumping and grinding into me for a good while.  Eventually it got more heated and he had his arm around me and I was pushing back into him.

When we got back to the hotel the second bed was never even touched, me and him were making out like mad.  I hadn’t had a boyfriend in a couple months so I missed the sex.  We had amazing sex twice that night and again in the morning before we left.  We had sex a good few times afterward behind her back before they broke up and he moved away.

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