2009
07.30

I’m Addicted to Online Shopping…

(-16 rating, 32 votes)
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My Worst Secret is……

Before I had my kids I was very successful and had a great paying job where I could spend money how I pleased.  Then I got married to a wonderful man and we had a great marriage the first couple of years.  Then we started having children so of course my career was put on hold while my husband brought home the “bacon” and I took care of the kids.  Then one day while surfing the web I started seeing great shopping deals online that I was so excited I could just buy from home and have it shipped overnight and I didn’t even have to get the kids ready and caravan around the town.

It became and still is my addiction.  I scour the webs all day while my husband is at work and look for things to buy.  The problem is I maxed out my credit cards buying things online.  So I wouldn’t have to tell my husband about my credit card purchases I opened up two new credit card accounts in my kids names.  I figured I would just put a couple things on them and pay them off and start building them credit.  Well it backfired and now I have maxed out both of their cards and I can’t tell my husband or he will be so mad.  I guess I need to find side work/jobs or go back to work to start paying all of this off, but somehow keep it hidden from him.  I’m a shopaholic and I don’t know what to do…

2009
07.29

Drug Mule Children…Yep I use them

(-13 rating, 63 votes)
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My Worst Secret is…

I live in a bordering town next to the border of Mexico and the USA.  I have for years taken kids across the border to play at the beaches and go shopping on short excursions.  I usually take a group of church children on trips for volunteer work to help build houses, feed the poor, clean the streets in the poorer neighborhoods.  Honestly though the reason I take them down there is so they can buy drugs in these areas and smuggle them back across the border.  Customs officials seem less likely to search a church group and construction gear materials when we are headed back across the border.  Usually have 2-3 of the children hide some drugs on them that have been cut into the deal.  The funny thing is they don’t know its me who set them up to do it.  I had a outside source talk to them and convince them to handle all the drugs and bring them back and drop them off to my contact. My contact just needed to know which ones to talk to and supply the drug money. As a head Youth Leader I was able to pick them out pretty easily.  I’ve been doing this for 2 years and its easy money!!

2009
07.28

I got my gang-neighbors put into jail

(+22 rating, 60 votes)
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My Worst Secret is…

I’d never really lived in bad neighbor hood, I’d always though that my neighbors were nice people. But a few years ago a new family had moved in, I thought they could be nice, but I was wrong.  Months after they moved in the whole neighborhood went to hell. I soon found out why. It turns they were gang bangers and they would sell some dangerous things right behind our house in an alley.

I thought I could live through it, but one day my  friend was told that that my neighbor had hired a “hitman” to kill a rival. I heard in the news two days later that some guy had been shot downtown, and that is was possibly gang related. I and several others were fed up. We broke into his house one night and took all his weapons and anything that might be considered illegal, we left a note saying where his stuff was at, telling him we where members of a rival gang. We knew he would come with all his buddies so we told the police that a group of people had been firing guns in that same area we had tricked them into going.

I never really found out what happened after that, but the news said that he and all his friends weere actually firing the weapons we placed there (which they never really did). They tried to explain that they never shot any bullets and that the guns were already there when they arrived. Nobody believed them of course. They where sent to prison for who knows how long. I was happy even though it was partially my fault they where sent to prison.  They were awful people, I didn’t feel THAT bad. Then I learned they had lived that lifestyle because it was the life their fathers had brought on to them, and they where only doing all this crazy stuff because they were trying to feed their families.

2009
07.26

Sorry…You’re Fat, I just can’t help myself

(+20 rating, 70 votes)
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My Worst Secret is…

Where I work there’s a fat chick that sits on the other side of the cubicle wall from me.  I like to stand pennies on edge on top of the cube wall because I know when anyone else walks by they will continue to stand, but when she walks by the pennies will fall over from the floor vibrating and make her feel bad about being obese.

2009
07.24

My sugar daddy is my boss

(+16 rating, 40 votes)
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My Worst Secret is…

I am the secretary at a small business of only 6 people.  The boss, an unattractive 50+ yr. old always hits on me.  He buys me things that I can’t afford and sends me on shopping sprees to get new clothes.  I also flirt with him to lead him on knowing damn well I will never do anything with him.  Is it a bad thing that I plan on working here until the company goes under because I probably am making $75,000/year for flirting the with owner.  I don’t do a damn thing here besides turn him on.  What a great job until he finds out I have no intention to get it on with him.