My Worst Secret

My Worst Secret is…

I’m a Highway patrolman is a midwest state.  I was working the late shift looking for drunk drivers on a long stretch of highway between a big city and some suburbs.  I noticed a silver car driving erratically and decided to pull it out to see how much they had been drinking.  When I walked up to the car the guy was in tears because he had already got a DUI before and knew what was coming.  The guy offered me anything to let him go as he said he was just a mile or two from home.  It was right before Christmas and I noticed he had bought an xbox 360 for his son earlier in the night in his back seat.  I knew my son wanted one but I just couldn’t afford it with the pay I get being a patrol officer.  I told him “Would your son rather have his Dad or the Xbox for Christmas….”  He gladly gave me the gaming system and I let him go, just to be sure I followed him all the way home to make sure he didn’t crash.  I know this is wrong but I wanted to make my son’s dreams come true and just be easy on a guy trying to get home to his family.

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My Worst Secret Is….

When I was 17 I used to work at a concession stand. The place I worked at would get pretty busy and there were about 5 different concession stands spread out on a stretch of beach, so a lot of the time I was left alone or with a kid I kind of knew from around town. I had figured out that people could order their food and I could charge them and just open the cash register without actually entering anything in the register, so I would charge people full price for whatever they ordered and give them their change. When they would leave I would only enter about $5 of what they gave me into the register so that when we counted it out the register would be correct(a typical order was about $15-$20)…..I would take the remaining money and pocket it to spend on drugs or alcohol for me and my friends later. I was alone on this for a while until I noticed the other kid was also doing it….one day we both walked out with almost $200…I worked there all summer long and did this almost everyday…my parents always wondered why I had so much money on me all the time….I told them I got good tips.

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My Worst Secret is…

Back when I was 17 I was working in a  wood shop and accidently severed 4 fingers at the knuckles.  Fortunately they were able to be reattached but I did lose part of my thumb to the accident.  Luckily I was covered with some good insurance and got a fatty check for $35,000.  After paying my $1000 deductible for the hospital surgery  I took the rest of the money and got the best grass you could ask for in my town.  Lets just say over the next year we always went out feeling great.  I never thought I could smoke that much in such a short period of time, but when the supplier comes by daily to drop off your bags you might think you have a problem.  I thought it was great service!!  I wish now I saved some of the money, but that was an epic year with the buddies.

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My Worst Secret Is…..

This was back when I was in college and used to get a bus that carried a few disabled kids to school…. and I hated them. Not because they were downs but because this one particular dirty bugger used to masterbate on the bus, and when I saw him staring at me with his cock in his hand enough was enough.

I also used to be the college drug dealer, so one day when he was being particulary disgusting on bus I moved to the seat behind him with a bit of a broken E wrapped it in a piece of chewing gum and fed it to him. Without any hesitation he took it and started munching away pulling faces as he chewed on the bitter pill.
You might have thought that would have been enough but I wasn’t happy as it hadn’t kicked in for him yet, and I wanted to be entertained on my journey. So I reached into my pocked and pulled out a bottle of poppers held it under his nose and told him to take a deep breath in.
I’ve never seen anyone take a bigger hit that what that poor disabled guy took, and when he couldnt breath in anymore he went cross-eyed and fell back in his chair making very strange noises.

Once I looked at what I’d done I never felt so bad in my life, and the E I gave him didnt even kick in yet!I spent the whole day panicking wondering if he’d OD’d or not.

Luckilly he was on the bus on the way home and he looked like he was on the biggest comedown of anyone I’d ever seen.

Because I felt so bad on the bus the next day I gave him a porno mag so he could spank his monkey till he was content.

A month later though my conscience was clear and I saw him on the internet in the library, so for kicks I typed in the dirtiest thing i could think of into google and got the worst skat porn on the screen and ran to watch my plan unfold.

Needless to say within seconds of me taking cover he got his old chap out and started whacking away in full view, while I was rolling in stitches.

From that point on none of the disabed kids were allowed in the library ever again.

You could say karma got its own back on me as I was kicked out for dealing a couple of months later.

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My Worst Secret is…

I’ve always had a really strong submissive side, and I frequently fantasize about being raped.

This most recent summer, I finally made my fantasy a reality.  I was living in a bigger city than usual, so it was actually possible to keep secrets.  I wasn’t at my small school, so rumors wouldn’t start.  My family was hours away, and my roommate was out of town for the week.  Perfect.

I found him through the internet.  He wasn’t the first guy I’d slept with from there (I’d successfully slept with two guys from Craigslist a month or so that summer), but although I’d told the previous guys I liked it “rough,” this would be my first actual “rape” scene.

We did a bit of talking about limits- no anal, no blood- and set up a safeword.  Then on the specified day I left my door unlocked… and he came in, blindfolded me, gagged me, and had his way with me, with his hands, dick, and a flogger.

I don’t have any regrets.

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