My Worst Secret

My Worst Secret is…

Back when I was 17 I was working in a  wood shop and accidently severed 4 fingers at the knuckles.  Fortunately they were able to be reattached but I did lose part of my thumb to the accident.  Luckily I was covered with some good insurance and got a fatty check for $35,000.  After paying my $1000 deductible for the hospital surgery  I took the rest of the money and got the best grass you could ask for in my town.  Lets just say over the next year we always went out feeling great.  I never thought I could smoke that much in such a short period of time, but when the supplier comes by daily to drop off your bags you might think you have a problem.  I thought it was great service!!  I wish now I saved some of the money, but that was an epic year with the buddies.

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My Worst Secret Is…..

This was back when I was in college and used to get a bus that carried a few disabled kids to school…. and I hated them. Not because they were downs but because this one particular dirty bugger used to masterbate on the bus, and when I saw him staring at me with his cock in his hand enough was enough.

I also used to be the college drug dealer, so one day when he was being particulary disgusting on bus I moved to the seat behind him with a bit of a broken E wrapped it in a piece of chewing gum and fed it to him. Without any hesitation he took it and started munching away pulling faces as he chewed on the bitter pill.
You might have thought that would have been enough but I wasn’t happy as it hadn’t kicked in for him yet, and I wanted to be entertained on my journey. So I reached into my pocked and pulled out a bottle of poppers held it under his nose and told him to take a deep breath in.
I’ve never seen anyone take a bigger hit that what that poor disabled guy took, and when he couldnt breath in anymore he went cross-eyed and fell back in his chair making very strange noises.

Once I looked at what I’d done I never felt so bad in my life, and the E I gave him didnt even kick in yet!I spent the whole day panicking wondering if he’d OD’d or not.

Luckilly he was on the bus on the way home and he looked like he was on the biggest comedown of anyone I’d ever seen.

Because I felt so bad on the bus the next day I gave him a porno mag so he could spank his monkey till he was content.

A month later though my conscience was clear and I saw him on the internet in the library, so for kicks I typed in the dirtiest thing i could think of into google and got the worst skat porn on the screen and ran to watch my plan unfold.

Needless to say within seconds of me taking cover he got his old chap out and started whacking away in full view, while I was rolling in stitches.

From that point on none of the disabed kids were allowed in the library ever again.

You could say karma got its own back on me as I was kicked out for dealing a couple of months later.

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My Worst Secret is…

I’ve always had a really strong submissive side, and I frequently fantasize about being raped.

This most recent summer, I finally made my fantasy a reality.  I was living in a bigger city than usual, so it was actually possible to keep secrets.  I wasn’t at my small school, so rumors wouldn’t start.  My family was hours away, and my roommate was out of town for the week.  Perfect.

I found him through the internet.  He wasn’t the first guy I’d slept with from there (I’d successfully slept with two guys from Craigslist a month or so that summer), but although I’d told the previous guys I liked it “rough,” this would be my first actual “rape” scene.

We did a bit of talking about limits- no anal, no blood- and set up a safeword.  Then on the specified day I left my door unlocked… and he came in, blindfolded me, gagged me, and had his way with me, with his hands, dick, and a flogger.

I don’t have any regrets.

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My Worst Secret is…

Back in 2006 I was working in a Mr sub restaurant and I worked weekends I closed the place i worked from 2 to 10. I worked with another guy for the first 4 hours then I worked alone until closing. anyway this one bitch would come in every Sunday at 8 or relatively around that time and order the same subs. I would make what she asked for and she would insult me constantly while i made them and made my job a real living fucking hell. She was a real bitch and she had it out for me for no reason.

I was always polite when they came in even while she gave me shit, her husband would just sit there with a stupid smirk on his face. so one day I decided to get her back i spent the whole week thinking of something I could degrade her with. I came up with the plan that Saturday after I closed the store I would jerk off in a peppercorn ranch sauce bottle and hide it for the next day. I had to make sure I hid it well because that happened to be a very popular sauce. anyway after I hid it in the walk in fridge I went home. the next day my shift went great. my co-worker jeremy never found the bottle and I just simply put it under the sandwich table where we kept the cold salads (tuna-salad egg-salad)after he left.

Sure enough she comes in with her husband and orders a couple subs. but to my surprise she isn’t a bitch and she even paid ahead of time and they went outside without giving me a hassle. so after quickly making the decision that she had it coming even if she wasn’t rude that day I used the sandwich sauce that I created after I was done making them she came back in. but to my surprise they had their child with them both subs were contaminated and she shared hers with her daughter who was maybe 10 at the most. I was disgusted with myself and till this day I feel like a piece of shit not because of what I did to her and her husband obviously but because of the child.

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My dad used to joke around a lot when he was around still. He used to call one of my friends his ‘girlfriend’ due to she was a neat person. I think secretly he wanted her as a daughter instead of me. It was just a joke I’m 100% nothing happened so don’t think something did. She also lives really far away so it’s not even possible.

It was in high school when him and mom were weren’t getting along anymore and sleeping in separate rooms he started getting weird. I can’t explain it but one day he said my sister was the new girlfriend. As in he was making her the woman of the house. I didn’t realize that part till much later. Though it’s ridiculous because I disliked my older step-sister (She’s my dad’s daughter. My dad is actually my step-dad but there had been a step-parent adoption) and my mom was the real woman.

Any who I was a daddies girl back then so I cuddled with him a lot when we watched movies or TV. It didn’t seem weird that a Freshmen in High School girl was cuddling with her dad to me…Until one day my dad announced to my step-sister and I that I was the new ‘Girlfriend.’ I had no idea what this meant to me so I went on with life.

It was one night when my dad got drunk. I was in my room doing whatever it is I did. Probably playing a video game when he came in. He laid down on the bed and so I went over to him to cuddle. Though…it was different this time. It wasn’t a daughter/father hold…it was different. He put me on top of him and slid my legs at an angle so I was straddling him. It was weird but…I tried not to say anything.

I didn’t want to acknowledge that this is what couples do…But I gave him a cute kiss that he didn’t return. He just gave me this weird look and said “You’re not ready yet.” All I could say is “What?” And his reply was “You’re too young.”

It took me a few years to finally admit that he was attracted to me. Because my mother wasn’t returning her love he looked to me…But not in a daughter way. He was man who had raised me. Who I looked up to even though he made so many mistakes. Who I trusted…A man who wanted to fuck his daughter. After this we didn’t cuddle as much anymore and nothing ever happened.

I have NEVER told anyone this and I don’t think I ever can…

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