My Worst Secret

My Worst Secret is…

A few years ago I was riding my bike home from work when I was texting my girlfriend. Not looking where I was going I ran straight into the back end of a parked 4WD. Hard. I was completing messed up, broke my nose and somehow got cuts all the way down my body.

I wheeled my bike the 10km’s home where I passed out. When I woke up I was in the hospital, asking what happened my parents had taken me there after collapsing.

Not wanting to sound like a retard, I told them that I was hit by a car, hit and run. The police came and interviewed me then issued a warrant for the car discription I gave, a frontpage news article went in the local paper & it was hot topic for a month or two in the town. People even started pointing fingers at certain people who might have done it.

Not a single person alive knows that I was never hit by a car, I just fell off my bike.

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My Worst Secret is..

I’m studying to be an artist, and do part-time runway modeling.  About once a week, to cope with my busy lifestyle, I stay up all night, smoke pot and/or drink tequila, draw nude pictures of people and myself, and run around my backyard naked.  Once I woke up asleep in the backyard and my mother found me there surrounded by cigarettes and booze, stark naked.  I told her I was making Margaritas and sun baking.  She believed me when in fact what really happened was I tripped on my way to the gazebo and just couldn’t be stuffed getting up.  Luckily I produced one of my best art works yet that night, a beautiful body of a man with a wolf’s head and no genitals.

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My Worst Secret is…

I had a row with my fiance last february and went of to thailand,she thinks i just backpacked but i had a different girl every day for two weeks.  also on last couple of days enjoyed a ladyboy for an evening and really enjoyed it. Im now back in uk and she totally trusts me.  i feel awful but would do it all again if i could keep it secret. i do love her and want to marry her. i think you can have the best of both worlds although she would disagree if she knew im sure. Im just interested in peoples opinion.

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My Worst Secret is…

I work at a big mall in the mid-west and I am on the custodial crew working the night shifts.  A long time ago I got into looking up videos about people using the bathroom and for some reason I got hooked.  I have to see people, usually girls, use the bathroom everyday its more of an addiction now.  I bought some small camera’s and recording equipment from the local radio shack and then installed them in the female bathrooms around the mall so I can videotape the girls using the restroom.  I have done it for the last 2 months and everyday I go get the memory card and download the last days footage.

I also have a very small camera hidden that gets them right when they drop their pants….just so I can see everything.  The funny thing is I see lots of other things in the bathroom.  I have a girl on camera shooting up drugs in the bathroom, and another taking a line off the sink counter.  Apparently the local HS kids love to go to the bathrooms and make out and get it on, probably because they can’t do it at home, but I don’t mind taping that also.  I will have to go take them down and put them somewhere else now just in case someone reads this and looks at their local mall.   I always knew this was a short lived thing and couldn’t last forever.  So there is my confession.

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My Worst Secret is….

I am a owner of a small Tattoo shop in Vegas not too far from the strip.  We see lots of people coming into town on vacation and think its a great time to get their next tattoo to remember the occasion.  The problem is that we have hit some hard times with the recession and not as many people have the money to just  spend it on a new tattoo or a touch-up of an old one.  We usually don’t have the money to spend on all the needles so we put the “used needles” in a jar of alcohol after we use them to hopefully clean them off.   Sometimes though we just wash them off quickly if we have to do another one right after the last.

If a customer ever comes back and complains about infection its really easy to just blame them and say they are not taking care of it properly after receiving the tattoo.  Someday Vegas will start seeing the tourism again and the customers will start coming in off the street like they did before.  Until then….lets hope the needles are disinfected enough before the next tattoo.

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